Thursday, October 13, 2005

Snakes should not eat alligators




I do not think there is much else to say.

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but I will say more!

Snakes are extremely immoral creatures. They allowed the Satanic forces of Anti-God to inhabit their bodies in the early writings of Jesus and the Literal Texts of Christianity ( + Judaism ) - also known as the Holy Roman Bible. The EVIL snake convinced Eve to eat a horrible tasting Red Delicious apple. This marked the downward spiral for human humanity ever since - according to the writings previously stated (ignoring all Human achievements and this is true ).

So NOW snakes are destroying the sanctity of nature itself! This is not new - but look - they are eating alligators! How are people going to say "See you later alligator" if the gators are all eaten by the evil snakes? This is downright immoral, selfish, and destructive of snakes. I say we eliminate them all like on that Simpson's episode. It is the just thing to do with this Un-Godly creature who lost his feet because of evil deeds. ( just for the record there ARE no snakes with feet - the book previously stated proves that without a doubt. They lost them due to their immoral nature. )

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

How do you know that snakes are satanic? The Bible does not say that! Just that they are evil - yes. But God made snakes to be how they are. They are silly but they do not know any better.

Kevin C said...

Okay, how about we agree that they are EVIL and stick with that. ;)

Anonymous said...

Are you saying the Bible is wrong?!?

Kevin C said...

The Bible ( IMHO ) is not to be taken LITERALLY. But I was not referring to the Bible as much as I was referring to Webster's New World Dictonary and Mein Kampf.

Thanks for commenting! :D

Anonymous said...

actually the problem, if you search for the actual news report of this insidence is that Pythons, a very popular pet in the US, are released into the wild and given a new home of the swamps of the Southern US. These pythons are not native to the US and are endangering the wild life here. Just like the Zebra mussels are endangering the waters of MN. They are perfectly natural in the Amazon and rainforests. Snakes may have lost their feet in the Garden of eden, but they are now part of a delicate ecosystem, and can cause havoc when placed in an environment that is not their own. Much like the Aphids of Asia and the Asian Lady Beetles.